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| I heard a man
in New York had all his relatives show up at his house after he told them he had HATpockets. They thought he said
"DEEPpockets". |
| I heard a HATpocket wearer in Alma, Tx likes to serve
breakfast in bed. |
| I heard a HATpocket wearer in Tampa, FL found a $1000
bill in his HATpocket. |
| I heard a man
in San Fransisco, CA ate his HATpocket and wore his HOTPOCKET to work. |
| I heard if you
wear your HATpocket everyday, it will keep the blues away. |
| I heard a HATpocket wearer
in Columbia Falls, MT put a picture ad for a mate in the newspaper. She was bombarded with
requests of a "close-up"...of the HATpocket. |
| I heard about
a preacher in Curtis, WI who gave his whole congregation a HATpocket so
they wouldn't forget their donation. |
| I heard
Suzanne in Phoenix, AZ gave Bob his HATpocket
back because she caught him wearing
someone else's HATpocket. She forgot the $50 bill she had stashed. When they finally
made up, Bob exhanged HATpockets with Suzanne again, but forgot the $100 bill he had stashed. What goes around comes around. |
| I heard a man
in Denver, CO bought a HATpocket for his dog; seems it was jealous. |
| I heard a man
in Ponte Vedra, FL went golfing without his HATpocket.
He was really TEED-OFF. |
| I heard a man
in Newark, NJ, when told his "prize possession" was showing, closed his HATpocket flap
instead of zipping his fly. |
| I heard a
woman in Jacksonville, FL had a terrible nightmare. She was in the middle of a crowd, and
everyone was pointing at her and laughing. There she stood, right in front of everyone,
without her HATpocket on. |
| I heard about a man in Waycross, GA would
rather have empty pant's pockets than have empty HATpockets. |
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